1
Doctor: «I’m sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live.»
Patient: «What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!»
Doctor: «Nine.»
2
A doctor accidentally prescribes his patient a laxative instead of a coughing syrup.
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Three days later the patient comes for a check-up and the doctor asks: “Well? Are you still coughing?”
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The patient replies: “No. I’m afraid to.”
3
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
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Snowballs.